Lyla Dejesus
Wedding vows are a beautiful way to express love and commitment, and movies have provided some of the most memorable and funny vows ever spoken. From the heartfelt to the hilarious, these on-screen promises have left a lasting impression, inspiring many couples in real life. Whether it's the quirky humour of Mike in Friends or the sweet and sincere vows of Craig and Christina in Wedding Crashers, these movie moments remind us that laughter and love often go hand in hand. So, get ready to giggle and swoon as we explore some of the funniest wedding vows from movies and TV shows.
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What You'll Learn
Funny wedding vows from TV sitcoms
Friends
In Season 10, Episode 12, "The One with Phoebe's Wedding", Mike humorously vows to Phoebe:
> I vow to keep our life interesting and unpredictable, to make you laugh when Smelly Cat doesn't, and to always be your lobster.
30 Rock
Liz Lemon's vows to Criss in Season 7, Episode 12, "Hogcock!" are as funny as they are sincere:
> I promise to put up with your Star Wars references, to always DVR 'Hometime' for you, and to never judge you for eating night cheese.
Veep
In Season 5, Episode 9, "Kissing Your Sister", Catherine's wedding vows to Marjorie are hilariously bureaucratic, reflecting the show's political satire.
Arrested Development
GOB's faux wedding vows in Season 4, Episode 11, "A New Attitude", are absurdly funny, just like his character:
> I vow to never make you part of my magic tricks unless you’re fully briefed. You are my assistant in life, not just on stage.
The Simpsons
In a non-canonical Halloween episode, Marge's vows to Homer mix horror with humour:
> I vow to love you, even when you’re eating loudly, and to cherish every ‘d’oh’, every couch gag, and every moment in between.
Grey's Anatomy
Meredith and Derek's vows:
> To love each other, even when we hate each other. No running—ever. Nobody walks out no matter what happens. Take care when old, senile, smelly. This is forever.
Parks and Rec
Andy's vows to April:
> You are the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life. I vow to protect you from danger. And I don’t care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him (points to a random guest), or your mom. I would take them down. I’m getting mad right now even telling you. I wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute, with you, and I am the luckiest man in the galaxy.
Scrubs
Turk's vows to Carla are a humorous incorporation of medical jargon:
> I vow to love you even more than I love surgery. You are the Carla to my Turk, and I promise to scrub in to this marriage with all my heart.
Modern Family
Mitch jokes about his and Cam's challenges and differences in a touching and humorous way:
> I vow to support your dreams, even if it means more farm animals in our backyard.
The Office
Dwight's wedding vows are a funny take on his unique personality.
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Funny movie vows with pop culture references
Twilight
Bella and Edward's vows in *The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1* are a great option for those seeking magical and romantic inspiration. Bella says:
> All that I ever wanted was to just hear music, and when I met you, I heard you. And, Rachel, you're the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Thank you for marrying me.
Grey's Anatomy
Meredith and Derek's vows are simple yet meaningful:
> To love each other, even when we hate each other. No running—ever. Nobody walks out no matter what happens. Take care when old, senile, smelly. This is forever.
Modern Family
Mitch's vows to Cam are humorous and touching:
> I vow to support your dreams, even if it means more farm animals in our backyard. I promise to navigate the craziness of our family with you, hand in hand, with humor and love.
The Simpsons
Marge's vows to Homer in a vampire-themed wedding episode mix horror with humor:
> I vow to love you, even when you’re eating loudly, and to cherish every ‘d’oh,’ every couch gag, and every moment in between.
Lord of the Rings
Arwen's vows are perfect for those seeking a fantasy-inspired wedding:
> I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
Sex and the City 2
For a lighthearted and adorable option, consider Anthony Marentino and Stanford Blatch's nuptials:
> It was not exactly love at first sight. But it turns out, it was love. You are the first man to accept me... for the man that I actually am.
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Funny movie vows with serious undertones
Wedding vows in movies often toe the line between humour and sincerity, reflecting the unique personalities of the characters and their relationship. Here are some examples of funny movie vows with serious undertones:
Parks and Recreation
Andy Dwyer's vows to April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation are a perfect blend of humour and devotion:
> "You are the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life. I vow to protect you from danger. And I don't care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him (points to a random guest), or your mom. I would take them down. I'm getting mad right now even telling you. I wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute, with you, and I am the luckiest man in the galaxy."
Gossip Girl
Blair Waldorf's vows in Gossip Girl are short and sweet, with a touch of humour:
> "One word, three letters: yes!"
The Simpsons
Marge's vows to Homer in a Halloween-themed episode of The Simpsons are a fun twist on traditional wedding vows, incorporating elements of horror and humour:
> "I vow to love you, even when you're eating loudly, and to cherish every 'd'oh,' every couch gag, and every moment in between."
Modern Family
Mitchell Pritchett's vows to Cameron Tucker in Modern Family are both humorous and heartfelt, acknowledging their challenges and differences:
> "I vow to support your dreams, even if it means more farm animals in our backyard. I promise to navigate the craziness of our family with you, hand in hand, with humour and love."
American Wedding
Jim's vows to Michelle in American Wedding are a mix of humour and sincerity, acknowledging the potential challenges ahead while expressing his unwavering commitment:
> "Look, I guarantee you that there will be tough times. But I also guarantee you that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life."
These examples showcase how funny movie vows can be used to inject humour and personality into a wedding ceremony while still conveying the depth and seriousness of the commitment being made.
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Funny movie vows with romantic promises
Writing your own wedding vows can be a daunting task, but they don't always have to be serious! Adding a touch of humour can make your ceremony more fun and allow your personalities to shine through. Here are some ideas for funny movie vows with a romantic twist:
"The Simpsons"
Marge's vows to Homer in a vampire-themed wedding mix horror with humour:
> I vow to love you, even when you’re eating loudly, and to cherish every ‘d’oh,’ every couch gag, and every moment in between.
"The Good Place"
Eleanor's vows are both profoundly touching and witty:
> I vow to be the best version of myself for you, to always choose what’s ethical, especially when it’s hard, and to love you through every reboot, no matter how many it takes.
"Modern Family"
Mitch jokes about their challenges and differences, incorporating humour and love:
> I vow to support your dreams, even if it means more farm animals in our backyard. I promise to navigate the craziness of our family with you, hand in hand, with humour and love.
"Parks and Recreation"
April and Andy are known for their witty and sarcastic banter, and their vows are no exception:
> You are the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life. I vow to protect you from danger. And I don’t care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear.
"Grey's Anatomy"
Meredith and Derek's vows are signed on a Post-it note, adding a touch of humour to their romantic promises:
> To love each other, even when we hate each other. No running—ever. Nobody walks out no matter what happens. Take care when old, senile, smelly. This is forever.
So, whether you're referencing shared passions, incorporating inside jokes, or adding a quirky twist, funny wedding vows can be a great way to showcase your unique relationship and create a memorable ceremony.
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Funny movie vows with inside jokes
For the Gaming Couple
"I vow to protect you from danger, whether it's an ultimate fighter or a video game boss. I will be your player-two through every boss battle and cutscene, forever and always."
For the Movie Buffs
"With this ring, I promise to love you, even when you spend hours browsing for a movie to watch. I will always be your co-star, through romantic comedies and action-packed thrillers."
For the Outdoor Adventurers
"I take you to be my anchor and my sail, my compass through life's journeys. Together, we will navigate the highs and lows, the clear skies and the squalls."
For the Homebodies
"I promise to cherish our quiet nights in, even when you're playing video games for hours. I will always be your partner-in-chill, whether we're binging a new show or just enjoying each other's company."
For the Foodies
"I vow to love you, even when you're eating all my leftovers. I will always be your sous-chef in the kitchen, creating new recipes and making memories together."
Remember, these are just examples, and you can personalise them further with inside jokes and references unique to your relationship. Have fun and congratulations!
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Frequently asked questions
"I vow to sometimes put the group’s needs above my own, to share my liquor, and to never, ever let Pierce pick the movie." —Jeff Winger, Community
"I vow to keep our life interesting and unpredictable, to make you laugh when the Smelly Cat doesn’t, and to always be your lobster." —Mike to Phoebe, Friends
"I promise to put up with your Star Wars references, to always DVR ‘Hometime’ for you, and to never judge you for eating night cheese." —Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
"I vow to love and cherish you, even more than I love 'Die Hard.' I promise to support you, from heists to Halloween, and to always make you laugh, because you’re my best detective slash wife." —Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
