Wedding Band Engravings: Funny Ideas

Wedding bands are a symbol of eternal love and commitment. Adding a funny engraving to your wedding band is a unique way to commemorate your special day and inject a bit of your personality into your ring. From playful care instructions to lighthearted reminders, there are endless ways to add a touch of humour to your wedding band.

Funny one-liners

• "Alarm will sound if removed"
• "Resistance is futile"
• "You're stuck with me"
• "I love you more than coffee"
• "Us against the world"
• "Deal sealed, no returns"
• "Happily ever laughter"
• "My precious" (a nod to The Lord of the Rings)
• "To have and to hold... your beer"
• "Love, laughter, and laundry"
• "World's okayest spouse"
• "In case of emergency, remove the ring"
• "Trophy [husband/wife]"
• "Game over" (for gamers)
• "Don't even think about it"
• "Property of [partner's name]"
• "Taken... but worth a try"

Pop culture references

Movie and TV Show References:

• "I love you/I know" – a reference to Star Wars
• "You're my person" – a reference to Grey's Anatomy
• "You're stuck with me" – a reference to Guardians of the Galaxy
• "You're my lobster" – a reference to Friends
• "You're my sunshine" – a reference to Friends
• "You had me at hello" – a reference to Jerry Maguire
• "You make my dreams come true" – a reference to The Goonies
• "I'll never let go, Jack" – a reference to Titanic
• "You're my sun and my stars/moon of my life" – a reference to Game of Thrones
• "You're my always" – a reference to The Notebook
• "You had me at hello" – a reference to Jerry Maguire
• "You're just my type" – a reference to Spiderman

Song Lyrics:

• "I carry your heart with me/I carry it in my heart" – a lyric from the song "I Carry Your Heart" by E.E. Cummings
• "Here, There & Everywhere" – a lyric from the song "Here, There and Everywhere" by The Beatles
• "Only love sets us free" – a lyric from the poem "Touched by an Angel" by Maya Angelou
• "Some things are meant to be" – a lyric from the song "Meant to Be" by Bebe Rexha
• "You make my dreams come true" – a lyric from the song "You Make My Dreams" by Hall & Oates
• "I am your mirror" – a lyric from the poem "When I Am With You" by Rumi
• "I would walk 500 miles" – a lyric from the song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers
• "I'll be there for you" – a lyric from the theme song of Friends
• "I've got you, babe" – a lyric from the song "I've Got You Babe" by Sonny and Cher
• "You're just too good to be true" – a lyric from the song "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Frankie Valli
• "You're simply the best" – a lyric from the song "The Best" by Tina Turner

Quirky care instructions

Your wedding band is a symbol of your love and commitment, but that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with it! Here are some quirky and whimsical care instructions you can engrave on your wedding band to add a touch of humour to your special day:

Paragraph 1:

• "Handle with care: this ring is now a part of you, and removing it may result in extreme confusion and the sudden inability to put on pants."
• "In case of emergency, wiggle ring to send a distress signal. Please allow 24-48 hours for a response. Response times may vary depending on your location and the availability of pizza."
• "Do not expose to direct sunlight for extended periods. Doing so may result in a sudden urge to dance, spontaneous combustion, or an uncontrollable desire for world peace."

Paragraph 2:

• "This ring is enchanted to ensure a long and happy marriage. Please ensure you regularly update your enchantment protection spells and keep your love potion reserves well-stocked."
• "Warning: this ring may cause an overwhelming sense of joy and contentment. Side effects include spontaneous laughter, uncontrollable grinning, and the occasional burst of song. If symptoms persist, consult your partner."
• "For optimal performance, ensure your ring is regularly exposed to moonlight. Monthly howling at the moon is also recommended to maintain the magical properties of this ring."

Paragraph 3:

• "In the event of a sudden disappearance, please check under the couch cushions, inside jacket pockets, or in the cookie jar. If all else fails, try retracing your steps and offering a reward."
• "This ring is equipped with a built-in GPS tracker. In the event that your spouse cannot be located, please contact the manufacturer, and we will send a search party immediately."
• "Do not panic if the ring feels tight on your finger. This is a natural reaction to the overwhelming love and commitment it represents. However, we recommend removing it before bed to avoid sleep-snacking."

Paragraph 4:

• "For cleaning, please use only the finest unicorn tears and dragon breath to maintain the magical properties of this ring. Avoid all contact with liquid confidence or love potions, as they may cause an adverse reaction."
• "Caution: this ring may grant you the ability to communicate with animals. Please refrain from sharing any stock market tips or sports predictions that may be overheard, as this is strictly forbidden by the Magical Creatures Treaty of 1876."
• "In the unlikely event that this ring fails to bring you eternal happiness, please contact customer support. Our team of fairy godmothers is available 24/7 to assist with any magical malfunctions or love-related emergencies."

Inside jokes

Wedding ring engraving is a great way to personalize your rings and make them even more meaningful. If you and your partner love to joke around, you can incorporate lighthearted energy into your engravings. Here are some ideas for funny engravings that are based on inside jokes:

• "You're my favourite"
• "I'm not done with you"
• "Alarm will sound if removed"
• "To love, honour and irritate"
• "You're stuck with me"
• "I love you more than coffee"
• "Put your ring back on!"
• "Do or do not, there is no try"
• "May the force be with us"
• "Resistance is futile"
• "You're my sunshine"
• "You had me at hello"
• "I love you more than ice cream"
• "I'm in it for the sex"
• "You make my heart sing"
• "Let's make happy memories"
• "You're my pookie bear"
• "Better than chocolate"
• "Once a day and twice on Sundays"
• "You're my Pooh"
• "Let your partner surprise you"
• "Wicked special"
• "Do not wear in the ocean"
• "No, I love YOU more"
• "Such great heights"
• "You better take care of my daughter, sucker"
• "Gotcha, bitch!"
• "You made me"
• "Don't pretend you're single, no one wants you anyway"
• "You'll always be my grapenuts"
• "Mine, mine, mine, mine"
• "Such great heights"
• "Let the journey begin"
• "I can't live without you"
• "Let's put the fun in together"

Song lyrics

Engraving your wedding band with song lyrics is a great way to add a unique and personal touch to your ring. Here are some ideas for funny song lyric engravings to add to your wedding band:

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift's lyrics are a popular choice for wedding ring engravings, with many of her songs containing romantic and heartfelt lines. Some funny lyric ideas from her songs include:

• "I'd marry you with paper rings" from 'Paper Rings'
• "You're the one I want" from 'Willow'
• "You can hear it in the silence" from 'You Are In Love'
• "It's golden, like daylight" from 'Invisible String'
• "You and me, forevermore" from 'New Year's Day'
• "I don't wanna live without you" from 'Call It What You Want'
• "You're beautiful, every little piece, love" from 'Call It What You Want'
• "You are everything to me" from 'Call It What You Want'
• "You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess" from 'Love Story'
• "I love you and that's all I really know" from 'Love Story'
• "It's beautiful, wonderful" from 'Love Story'
• "I'm only me when I'm with you" from 'You Are In Love'
• "I'd die for you in secret" from 'Timeless'
• "We're gonna be timeless" from 'Timeless'
• "I'll never let go, Jack" from 'My Heart Will Go On'

Other Artists

There are also plenty of funny and heartfelt lyrics from other artists that you could engrave on your wedding band, such as:

• "Just let me sit down beside you, over and over again" from 'My, My Love' by Joshua Radin
• "You make my dreams come true" from 'You Make My Dreams' by Hall & Oates
• "I would walk 500 miles" from 'I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)' by The Proclaimers
• "I love you more than coffee"
• "You're stuck with me"
• "I will always love you"
• "How sweet it is to be loved by you"

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