Make Your Wedding Vows Lighthearted And Fun

Wedding vows are a public declaration of love and a serious commitment, but that doesn't mean they can't be funny! Adding a touch of humour to your nuptials can lighten the mood and ease any nerves. However, it's important to keep the jokes light and simple, avoiding anything that might embarrass your partner or go over the guests' heads.

A good formula for funny wedding vows is to break them up into three parts: a story, a list of what you love about your partner, and promises for the future. This way, you can include moments of humour while still keeping the majority of your vows romantic and meaningful. Self-deprecating jokes are a great way to be funny without roasting your partner.

- I promise to unclog the drain, even though you're the only one of us with long hair.

- I vow to get a professional, even though I really want to try to do it myself first.

- I promise to turn on the air conditioning when you're hot, even if I'm freezing.

- I vow to always let you have the last blueberry pancake.

- I promise to always wash up when you cook the dinner.

Promises to be kept

I promise to be there for you when you need me, to lend a helping hand or a listening ear. I will support you in your dreams and adventures, and I will be your partner in crime. I will be there to celebrate your triumphs and to comfort you in your sorrows. Together, we will navigate life's challenges and create lasting memories.

I vow to love and cherish you, to respect and honour you, and to be faithful to you always. I will be patient and kind, and I will nurture our relationship with care and dedication. I promise to be honest and open with you, to communicate with sincerity and compassion. I will embrace your quirks and habits, and I will cherish our unique bond.

I promise to make our home a haven of love and laughter. I will contribute to our shared life with joy and enthusiasm, filling our days with fun and spontaneity. I will be your ally in mischief and your partner in crime, always ready for new experiences and shared adventures. Together, we will create a life that is vibrant and fulfilling.

I vow to stand by your side through thick and thin, to be your rock in times of trouble, and your cheerleader in moments of doubt. I will uplift and encourage you, celebrating your successes as my own. In the face of life's challenges, I will remain steadfast by your side, ready to navigate whatever comes our way together. We will face the world as a team, united in our love and commitment to each other.

I promise to love and care for you, in sickness and in health, through all the seasons of our lives. I will be your support system and your confidant, tending to your heart with tenderness and understanding. Together, we will create a sanctuary of love, where we can find solace and strength in each other's embrace. Our home will be a place of warmth and comfort, where our love can flourish and grow.

Inside jokes are a no-go

• Keep it light and simple. Remember the occasion and the focus of the day: committing yourself to your partner in front of your loved ones.
• Avoid inside jokes or references that only you and your partner will understand. Opt for more unique and specific qualities or quirks that your guests are familiar with.
• Stay away from jokes about old relationships, fights, or your sex life. These topics can make guests uncomfortable and rarely stand the test of time.
• Run your jokes by a close friend or family member for feedback. This will help you gauge whether your humour will land well with your audience.
• "I promise to turn on the air conditioning when you're hot, even if I'm totally freezing."
• "I vow to thrill you each day—to amaze and astonish you. Did I mention all the magic tricks I am learning?"
• "I promise to unclog the drain, even though you're the only one of us with long hair."
• "I vow to always let you have the last blueberry pancake."
• "I promise to always bring you home food, even when you say you don't want anything."

Quotes from songs, movies, and books

Writing your own wedding vows can be a daunting task, but incorporating quotes from songs, movies, and books can add a touch of humour and sentimentality to your special day. Here are some ideas to get you started:

Song Lyrics:

• "Let's get rich and give everybody nice sweaters/And teach them how to dance/Let's get rich and build our house on a mountain/Making everybody look like ants." - "Let's Get Rich," by Ingrid Michaelson
• "If you like piña coladas/And getting caught in the rain/If you're not into yoga/If you have half a brain." - "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)," by Rupert Holmes
• "I vow to always love you, even when the Giants lose to the Cowboys." - Inspired by "Stuck in the Middle With You," by Stealers Wheel
• "I promise to always be the David to your Patrick." - Inspired by "Patrick," by Tavares

Movie Quotes:

• "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts." - When Harry Met Sally
• "I am, as ever, in bewildered awe of anyone who makes this kind of commitment... I know I couldn't do it, and I think it's wonderful they can." - Four Weddings and a Funeral
• "I know it's a cornball thing, but love is passion, obsession. Someone you can't live without. I say fall head over heels... Find someone you can love like crazy." - Meet Joe Black
• "I've never seen my sister so happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident." - My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Book Quotes:

• "I love your feet because they have wandered over the earth and through the wind and water until they brought you to me." - Pablo Neruda
• "I love you right up to the moon—and back." - Sam McBratney, Guess How Much I Love You
• "I wish I'd done everything on earth with you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
• "I love you. Okay? Want it louder? I love you! Spell it out, should I? I ell-oh-vee-ee why-oh-you." - The Princess Bride

Self-deprecating humour

Highlighting Your Flaws with Humour

• "I promise to always respect your choice of music in the car when you are driving. If you are not driving, however..."
• "I promise to love you, even when you're old and still playing Xbox."
• "I promise to never judge you, even when you wear cargo pants."
• "I promise to buy you takeout for dinner every night because I love you too much to allow you to fall victim to my cooking."
• "I vow to thrill you each day—to amaze and astonish you. Did I mention all the magic tricks I am learning?"

Embracing Your Imperfections Together

• "I vow to be there when you start Netflix marathons and finish actual marathons."
• "Let's forget when to shut up, forget being polite, let's be that couple, those people, and have the time of our lives until we drop dead."
• "Let’s grow old disgracefully together."
• "I promise to take Instagram-worthy photos of you."
• "I promise not to snore too loud."

Sharing Inside Jokes

• "I promise to always bring you home food, even when you say you don't want anything."
• "I promise to always let you have the last bite."
• "I'm so happy I swiped right!"
• "I promise to blame you when I flake on plans. Because I totally want to go!"
• "I promise to love you, honour you, but not obey because that's a little creepy."

Remember, the key is to strike a balance between humour and sincerity. Keep your vows light-hearted and fun, but also ensure they reflect your unique personality and relationship dynamics. Good luck and congratulations!

Jokes about your partner's quirks

For the TV and Movie Buffs:

• “I promise to turn on the air conditioning when you're hot—even if I'm totally freezing."
• “I promise not to force you to watch a Gilmore Girls marathon.”
• “I vow to love you even as you scan through all those movies without picking one to actually watch.”
• “I promise to love and honour during the offseason.”
• “I vow to laugh, for real, at your every joke no matter how stupid or poorly told. I love you that much.”
• “I promise to always respect your choice of music in the car when you are driving. If you are not driving, however...”
• “I promise to laugh at all your jokes, even when I'm the only one.”
• “I promise not to take the first sip of your drink before giving it to you.”
• “I promise to take Instagram-worthy photos of you.”
• “I vow to open jars for you and pretend that you loosened it, even though we both know it was my muscles that opened that thing.”

For the Foodies:

• “I vow to always let you have the last blueberry pancake.”
• “I promise to bring you home food even when you say you don't want anything.”
• “I vow to always be your partner in exercise, even if I am much faster than you, and most of all, I promise to try things, even though I am sure I will not like them, just because you say, 'Try this!'”
• “I promise to share the covers, leave the light on, make sure the toilet paper is stocked, not use all the hot water, and do as many dishes as I can stomach, as long as we both shall live, so help me, God.”
• “I vow to nearly always notice when you’ve had your hair cut.”
• “I vow to love you through Ikea, be it during the buying or assembly of furniture procured therein.”
• “I vow not to carry on watching a Netflix series we started together without you. Or at least pretend it’s the first time I’ve watched it when we watch it again.”
• “I promise that you will be as important to me as coffee, as chocolate, and as all the episodes of Grey’s put together.”

For the Animal Lovers:

• “I promise to love and cherish you as much as I do our dog, Spot. From this day forward, I will lint roll the chairs whenever your parents visit. I will love you in sickness and in health, as long as you take care of the vet visits. I promise to cuddle with you as much as I do Spot and pick up treats for you whenever he gets some, too.”
• “From this day forward, I promise to put booties on our cat Fluffy so that you are not scratched. I will always make sure the litter box is clean and will keep Fluffy out of Spot's house. I will love you for richer or poorer, so long as Fluffy gets gourmet cat food.”

For the Tech-Obsessed:

• “You’re the notification I always want to see pop up.”
• “Our love story started with a right swipe and ended up being my favorite download.”
• “You’re better than finding a phone charger at 1%.”
• “Your coffee order is longer than these vows, but I’ve memorized both by heart.”
• “You’ve seen my 3 am face and still want to marry me – that’s true love.”
• “My side of the bed will always be whichever side you’re on.”
• “Your terrible singing makes my heart sing.”
• “Your Amazon addiction matches my DoorDash obsession perfectly.”

For the Homebodies:

• “I vow to take your hand when it’s too dark, and the dog out when it’s too early.”
• “I vow to be there when you start Netflix marathons and finish actual marathons.”
• “Let's forget when to shut up, forget being polite, let's be that couple, those people, and have the time of our lives until we drop dead.”
• “Let’s grow old disgracefully together.”
• “I promise to always bring you home food even when you say you don't want anything.”
• “I promise not to watch the next episode without you.”
• “I promise to always let you have the last bite.”
• “I promise to love you, honor you, but not obey because that’s a little creepy.”

Frequently asked questions