Creative Can Koozie Sayings To Celebrate Weddings

Wedding koozies are a fun and unique way to add a personal touch to your big day. Whether you're looking for something funny, romantic, or a little bit of both, there are plenty of sayings to choose from that will make your wedding koozies memorable. From To Have and To Hold and To Keep Your Beer Cold to Two Less Fish in the Sea, these sayings are sure to bring a smile to your guests' faces and keep their drinks cool. So, if you're looking for a way to add a bit of personality to your wedding favours, consider customising your koozies with one of these clever and playful phrases.

Humorous sayings

Adding a humorous saying to your wedding can koozie is a great way to surprise your guests and add a playful touch to your special day. Here are some fun and witty suggestions:

Playful Twists on Traditional Vows

• "To have and to hold... your drink."
• "To have and to hold and to keep your beer cold."
• "To have and to hold and to keep your drink cold."
• "To love, laughter, and good beer forever!"
• "To love, laughter, and a cold beer after!"
• "To love, laughter, and living beer-ly ever after"!
• "To love, laughter, and cold drinks ever after"!
• "To love, laughter, and happily ever beer."
• "To love, laughter, and a lifetime of cold refreshments."
• "To love, laughter, and a happily ever after."
• "To the couple who found their happily ever after and a cold drink to go with it!"

Fun Wedding-Themed Puns

• "Sip, sip, hooray!"
• "The wedding is here, time for beer!"
• "The vows are done, let’s have some fun!"
• "The wedding is near, time for some beer!"
• "Getting hitched, need a cold one!"
• "Love is brewing, and so is our beer!"
• "Love is brewing, and so is the coffee in our koozies."
• "Two less fish in the sea, but plenty of drinks in the cooler."
• "Two hearts, one cold drink."
• "Two hearts, one love, and lots of beer."
• "We are kind of a big deal."
• "Today, we are ONE."
• "Today we're kind of a big deal."
• "This wedding is a brew-tiful thing!"
• "Something old, something new, something borrowed, something brewed!"
• "Something new, something old, something borrowed, something blue."
• "Something old, something new, something from us to hold your brew."
• "Something great and fantastic to hold the brew."
• "Something amazing for holding the brew."
• "He took a shot, she said yes."
• "He popped the question, we're popping bottles!"

Marriage and Love Advice

• "Love and beer, best served cold!"
• "Love and cold drinks: the secret to a happy marriage."
• "Love brought them together, but these koozies keep their drinks together."
• "The couple that drinks together, stays together."
• "Cheers to the newlyweds and their cooler full of happiness!"
• "Cheers to the bride and groom – may your love be as strong as your drinks."
• "Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever after."
• "Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after!"
• "Here's to love, laughter, and a happily ever after!"
• "Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever beer!"
• "Drink up, laugh often, and love forever."
• "The best love story is the one with beer in it."
• "Love is patient, love is kind, and love keeps your drinks cold."
• "Love is sweet, but drinks are on ice!"
• "Love, laughter, and good beer forever!"
• "Love, laughter, and cold beer after!"
• "Love, laughter, and cold drinks ever after."
• "Love, laughter, and happily ever after."
• "Love, laughter, and a lifetime of adventures."
• "A toast to love and happiness!"
• "A toast to the newlyweds!"
• "Let's raise a glass to love and laughter."
• "Keep calm and marry on with a cold one!"
• "Keep your drink cold and your heart warm."
• "Cold drinks, warm hearts."
• "Cold hands, warm hearts."
• "Cold beer, warm hearts, and a happily ever after."

Miscellaneous Fun Sayings

• "I solemnly swear to keep your drink cold!"
• "In love and cold beverages."
• "Hitched, but still need a brewski!"
• "Wife of the party, husband of the brew."
• "Cheers to many years and also for chilled beers!"
• "Cheers to bad decisions and beer."
• "I stole this from [name] and [name]'s wedding!"
• "I married 'Miss Right'. Unfortunately, I didn't know that her first name was 'Always'."
• "We came for the 'I do's' and stayed for the free booze."
• "Booze, Food & Bad Dance Moves."
• "The hunt is over."
• "I do BBQ and beer."
• "I do BBQ."
• "Drunk in love."
• "Just married. Might as well drink!"
• "Directions: Fill. Drink. Repeat."
• "Time is never wasted... if you're wasted all the time."
• "It's 5:00 somewhere!"
• "A man is incomplete until he is married... after that, he's finished."
• "Women have their faults, men have only two: everything they say and everything they do."
• "Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a koozie."
• "The sincerest love is the love of beer."

Quotes about love

> Love is the whole thing. We are only pieces.

> Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

> To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.

> Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.

> Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.

> Love is a friendship set to music.

> Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on.

> Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning, a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

> Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment. It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation.

> Love is being stupid together.

> Love is like pi — natural, irrational, and very important.

> Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

> Love is space and time measured by the heart.

> Love is the flower you've got to let grow.

> Love is sharing your popcorn.

> Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

> Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

> We accept the love we think we deserve.

> Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

> Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind. Nor hath love's mind of any judgment taste; Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste: And therefore is love said to be a child, Because in choice he is so oft beguil'd.

> Love all, trust a few, Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy Rather in power than use; and keep thy friend Under thy own life's key: be check'd for silence, But never tax'd for speech.

> You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

> I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

> Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

> Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.

> Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.

> Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

> Love is like pi — natural, irrational, and very important.

> Love is sharing your popcorn.

> Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.

> Love is a friendship set to music.

> Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on.

> Love is space and time measured by the heart.

Quotes about marriage

Wedding can koozies are a fun way to celebrate a marriage, with many couples choosing to print quotes about love and marriage on them. Here are some quotes that would be fitting for a wedding koozie:

"A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short." —André Maurois

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." —Mignon McLaughlin

"The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once." —E. Joseph Cossman

"To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give." —Franka Potente

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." —Rita Rudner

"You know you are in love when the two of you can go grocery shopping together." —Woody Harrelson

"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." —Winston Churchill

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are." —Will Ferrell

"What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined for life—to strengthen each other in all labour, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in silent, unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?" —George Eliot

"A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences." —Dave Meurer

"There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage." —Martin Luther

"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." —Sam Levenson

"The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time." —Julia Child

"The highest happiness on earth is marriage." —William Lyon Phelps

"Come, let’s be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with." —Charles Dickens

"A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love." —Pearl S. Buck

"The greatest marriages are built on teamwork. A mutual respect, a healthy dose of admiration, and a never-ending portion of love and grace." —Fawn Weaver

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." —When Harry Met Sally

"Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from." —Nora Ephron

"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make—not just on your wedding day, but over and over again—and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife." —Barbara de Angelis

"Grow old along with me; the best is yet to be." —Robert Browning

"I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you, not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me." —Roy Croft

"Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope." —Maya Angelou

"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides." —David Viscott

"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever." —Alfred Tennyson

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." —Lao Tzu

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." —Oprah Winfrey

"We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love." —Robert Fulghum

"When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again." —Albert Einstein

"Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is." —Louis de Bernières

"There are a hundred paths through the world that are easier than loving. But who wants easier?" —Mary Oliver

"Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends." —Harville Hendrix

"Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation." —Samuel Richardson

"Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet." —Plato

"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love." —Sophocles

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." —Lao Tzu

"We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she’s getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her way in everything. And, so far, it’s working." —Justin Timberlake

"A simple 'I love you' means more than money." —Frank Sinatra

"Happy is the man who

Quotes about drinking

Wedding koozies are a fun way to add a playful or romantic touch to your special day. They can be a great way to surprise your guests and are sure to be a memorable keepsake. Here are some quotes about drinking that would be perfect for a wedding koozie:

"To have and to hold and to keep your beer cold."

"Something old, something new, something borrowed, something brewed!"

"Cheers to the new Mr. and Mrs."

"The wedding is here, time for some beer!"

"Two less fish in the sea."

"The vows are done, let's have some fun!"

"Eat, Drink and Be Married."

"To have and to hold."

"Let Love Brew."

"Hugs and kisses from the new Mr. & Mrs."

"Something old, something new, something from us to hold your brew."

"We came for the 'I do's' and stayed for the free booze."

"I do. Me, too. Let's Party!"

"Cheers to love, laughter and happily ever after."

"Just married. Might as well drink!"

"Celebrate a serious love...of beer!"

"Directions: Fill. Drink. Repeat."

"We tied the knot, let's take a shot!"

"To love, laughter and happily ever after."

"Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be."

"Sip, Sip, Hooray to our Big Day!"

"The best love story is the one with beer in it."

"Cheers to the bride and groom – may your love be as strong as your drinks."

"Love and beer, best served cold!"

"Cheers to many years and chilled beers!"

"Love, laughter, and a cold beer after!"

"Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever beer!"

"To love, laughter, and good beer forever!"

"Love, laughter, and living beer-ly ever after."

"Cheers to love, laughter, and a lifetime of cold refreshments."

"Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever beer."

"A marriage made in heaven, with a cooler full of cold beverages."

"In love and beer, there are no bad choices."

"Love and cold drinks: the secret to a happy marriage."

"This wedding is a brew-tiful thing!"

"Cheers to a wonderful invention: marriage and koozies."

Quotes about the couple

• "He's taken, she said yes!"
• "I solemnly swear to keep your drink cold!"
• "Love is in the air, and so is the beer!"
• "Cheers to the Mr. and Mrs.!"
• "Eat, drink, and be married!"
• "The adventure begins!"
• "Love, laughter, and happily ever after."
• "Cheers to the newlyweds and their cooler full of happiness!"
• "The best love story is the one with beer in it."
• "Love and beer, best served cold!"
• "Wife of the party, husband of the brew."
• "Two hearts, one cold drink."
• "The hunt is over."
• "He took a shot, she said yes."
• "Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be."
• "To have and to hold and to keep your drink cold."
• "Hugs and kisses from the new Mr. & Mrs."
• "Let love brew."
• "Today we are ONE."
• "We tied the knot, let's take a shot!"
• "To love, laughter and happily ever after."
• "And they lived happily ever after."
• "Live well, laugh often, love always."
• "To have and to hold and to do as I'm told."
• "Just married. Might as well drink!"
• "Finally married!"
• "Did the 'I do.' Let's have a few!"
• "Time is never wasted...if you're wasted all the time."
• "A man is incomplete until he is married...after that, he's finished."
• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
• "Happiness is being married to your best friend."
• "Together...is a wonderful place to be."
• "The goal of marriage is not to think alike, but to think together."
• "A wife is the joy of a man's heart."
• "Early marriage, long love."
• "Men make houses, women make homes."
• "We are most alive when we're in love."

Frequently asked questions